Never Worn
Choosing What to Wear on that Important First Date
So you’ve finally mustered up the courage to ask that girl or guy out on a date and you want to give a good impression, so what do you wear?
This was a dilemma that I recently faced as my wardrobe consists of a variety of jeans in various states of abuse, a collection of Rip Curl t-shirts and some almost worn out DC shoes trainers. I have a couple of crumpled old shirts, last worn for a funeral and job interview, a suit that was out of fashion when I bought it second-hand ten years ago and a pair of over-sized wellington boots that were won in a raffle. So I was in a dilemma. Should I go shopping or could I blag some decent gear from someone?
I called in on a good friend who suggested that I borrow some of his designer clothes, which I thought would be a great idea. The problem was size, I am a small and he is enormous. All of his fancy designer clothes were simply far too large. I looked like a kid who’d been let loose in his dads wardrobe. I decided to go and see another good friend who is closer to my diminutive size.
My good friend Kenny is about my size and he has an enormous collection of clothes. The problem is that Kenny likes his clothes very tight and his colors very loud. He suggested that I borrow a pair of skin tight, lime green part-lycra trousers and a contrasting cropped orange t-shirt with a slogan on the front that read ‘Stop Me and Buy One’. I didn’t think that this would create the right impression with my date so I asked if he had anything else.
That was when Kenny said he had just the thing. A bright blue jumpsuit with a huge collar, studded with rhinestones. I asked Kenny if he was serious and he told me how this was the suit that had gotten him laid on a recent blind date. When I tried it on I looked like a really hopeless Elvis impersonator without a quiff or guitar.
Then Kenny showed me another selection of clothes that he described as boring impulse buys that he had never actually worn. When I looked in the wardrobe I could see that there were some nice looking clothes, unlike the garish, brightly colored skin tight items that he had proposed. He had a collection of Nike ACG jackets that he had never worn because they were, in his words, too boring. There was a heap of jeans from Levis, Diesel and other excellent brands and a whole load of shirts, some quite loud, but several that I would happily be seen in.
So my good buddy Kenny really helped me out with a nice outfit that really impressed my date and resulted in her coming home with me, but that is another story. Since then I’ve bought myself some nice new clothes and treated Kenny to a t-shirt that is so bright it will scorch you eyeballs.
A Guitar that’ll never get ‘road worn’ – Washburn’s WM526 – The Axe Perfected
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